Full of Fanciness

Today has just been a typical day in my routine.  After making three stops on my way to work, I look in the mirror to make sure I'm somewhat presentable and what's hanging out on my lip? Oh just some pieces of hay that blew back on me when I was slinging it out for the horses!!  I'm fancy like that!!!

If anyone ever dared to call me high maintenance I'm going to stab them with a pitchfork!  

How many other folks do y'all know that jb weld their sunglasses back together?  

Yep. I'm fancy like that!